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Tim, could you bring out the chutney?

~ Chris Gray

You are rotten, sir, rotten to the core!

~ to Olly

Mmm... chunky!

Ian to Jo (about her bracelet of course!)

We pray for all those who have been made redundant...

~ Canon Featherstone in Sunday's prayers, as Ian raises his thumbs

...and all those searching for work

~ at which Tim and Ian snigger